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Out to
the barn
to feed
my
turkey
I’m
trying
hard to
fatten
Ted up,
But I
couldn’t
believe
my eyes
He’s in
Nikes
and
doing
push-ups.
Who’s
that
voice it
sounds
familiar
It’s
Richard
Simmons
how can
it be,
Ted just
laughed
at me
and
grinned
And kept
on
“Sweatin
to the
Oldies”
I
screamed
Ted what
are you
doing
You
gotta be
fat you
crazy
old
bird,
You’re
gonna be
the
guest of
honor
At the
big
dinner,
haven’t
you
heard?
Ted said
you know
I’m just
so
lonely?
And for
the
party I
wanna
look
great,
Some new
chicks
moved in
next
door
I’m
working
out so I
can
bring a
date.
It’s so
funny
how
things
can
change
Just a
little
love is
what we
all
need,
From now
on I’ll
be goin
vegetarian
With a
couple
extra
mouths
to feed…
Copyright
©
Jeffrey
Paul
Guest
Nov. 3,
2006
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